A Hole Is A Hole

I found Grant shirtless and hammered outside our local 7-11. He was slurping on a Big Gulp and yelling obscenities to hot chicks leaving the store. Someone called the cops, so I told him he should chill at our place for a bit. The kid was so trashed. This dude was definitely into fucking around, he kept checking out my ass. I knew if I could just keep him drinking, he would fuck my ass. Because when you’re that wrecked, a hole is a hole.