Even those who’ve never been on Scout Camp know that sitting around a fire, singing songs and toasting marshmallows is a quintessential part of the whole Scouting experience. What most of you might not have considered, however, is how the camp fire is extinguished once all the songs have been sung and the marshmallows consumed. Well now, thanks to director John Smith, another mystery of the Scouting world has been well and truly debunked, with Brad Fitt quite literally tossing off into the flames.
Of course, we’re not exactly convinced that this is the most efficient manner of fire-control; but we’re barely left with a moment to catch breath before our minds are completely distracted by the return of Darryl Declan, Bryan Roico and Sven Laarson to the nearby chalet, for whom all that outdoor activity has left a distinct buzz of horniness in the air. Needless to say it’s no time at all before all three boys are out of their uniform and are feasting on the splendid array of dick on offer – egged on, no doubt, by the appearance of Declan’s oversized ramrod, which you just know is going to be the main focus of all the ensuing fevered attention.