Crime, as they always say, doesn’t pay – although this spunky escapade might leave you wondering whether that’s strictly true. After all, how else would Tim Law and Kamyk Walker have ever encountered Spiderman (alias Milan Sharp) were it not for the fact that they’ve just stolen a bag – full of money, we presume – which the superhero wishes to retrieve? As it is, their misdemeanour is in effect rewarded when they’re cornered by Sharp and forced to get down on their knees to worship his thick, meaty dick – which, it has to be said, they undertake with characteristic gusto, taking turns to slurp on the handsome rod like their very lives depended on it.
