Everyone wants a piece of horny red-head, Darryl Declan, and it’s not difficult to understand why. Indeed, the centrepiece of his appeal – the monster schlong that he keeps nicely tucked inside his khaki trousers – is clearly a major talking point at Scout Camp. It’s little wonder, therefore, that Will Sims is keen to grab the first opportunity to give the said ramrod a real good workout – which in the first instance is a decidedly oral affair, with Sims slurping on the oversized salami with such enthusiasm that you almost expect him to dislocate his jaw in the process!
